- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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