- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Do you like fishsticks No

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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