- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

why is pie good. because it just is.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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