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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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