why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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