- Anti Joke

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted