A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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My Butthole.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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