An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

*prepares this to get negative votes*

The Game.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Refrigerator

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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