Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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My children are mistakes

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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