- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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