A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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