- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

long in the tooth!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Two planes walk into an office building

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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