- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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