The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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asdf

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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everybody loves raymond

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Your dads dead. lol

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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