- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Matt is a Duster!

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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