- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

Matt is a Duster!

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Moral

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??