- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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