- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

Two planes walk into an office building

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Matt is a Duster!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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