Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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