whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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