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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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