How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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The Joke Below

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Coldpaly is a good band

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Praise Paisley

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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