- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

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