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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

And Stephen Hawking said.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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