- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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