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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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