Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Who wants $300? Me too.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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