A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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