Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Justin Bieber's mother.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

MOOOOOOOOOOO

why was the boy sad? because.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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