- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Who invented the Iceberg Salad? The Titanic

Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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