- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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