- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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