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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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