What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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Women's Rights

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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