yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Your existance.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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