Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's white and gluey Glue

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Please? No.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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