What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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I can count to potato.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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