What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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your social life.

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Me Neither.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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Anything involving women..

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Anti Joke

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