A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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