- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

I am a women

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Liverpool City Football Club

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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