Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Anti Joke

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