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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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