Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Women's Rights.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Women's rights.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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