What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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