- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

whats white and sticky glue

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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