What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A man walks into a bar

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

racism...deal with it!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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