A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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