sometimes i take my duck a shower, i always use cold water because if i use hot water it will think im cooking it.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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I'm sn otter

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Anti Joke

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