What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

weston cage

Chinese men having large penis.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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