What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Anti Joke

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