What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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PEANIS!

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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mark lawson likes boys

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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