- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why? Why Not?

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Catholicism.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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