- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

I'm sn otter

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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