Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

I'm sn otter

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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